carry-on-my-jingle-butt:

dysphorism:

adamcheleski:

i love how the rest of the world doesn’t realise that australians have to eat vegemite because it gives us immunity to all spider and snake venoms

i know they are all so clueless

are you serious i can never fucking tell when you guys are serious

itssamwinchester:

CARRY ON THEY SAID

THERE’LL BE PEACE THEY SAID

DON’T YOU CRY NO MORE THEY SAID

(Source: tenryus)

high five for not being anyones favorite blog

(Source: finnxodairr)

inspiredbychaos:

i love how big having a new president is

whereas in australia one morning i woke up

and the prime minister had dropped out

and his ranga bestie is now prime minister

without anyone voting

and i was like

okay

and went to school

morganaslefay:

it’s just amazing how school is advertised as this place where you grow and learn and better yourself and your future but really it’s just a place that makes you feel like shit and lowers your self esteem and then puts you into the world with a piece of paper and severe anxiety 

(Source: jamescarstair)